Making the best out of a bad surname.

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

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sesamestreet:

Just wait until he asks for a new phone.

thatcarlymay:

a model is going to play margo (who is described as being curvy) in paper towns

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bangays:

My new infinity tattoo!!

bangays:

My new infinity tattoo!!

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

ifistaymovie:

Dad was wrong. It’s true you might not get to control your funeral, but sometimes you do get to choose your death. And I can’t help thinking that part of Mom’s wish did come true. She went with Dad. But I won’t be playing at her funeral. It’s possible that her funeral will also be mine. There’s something comforting in that. To go down as a family. No one left behind.

y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords)